Add some personality to your home with this cheeky cork coaster set — complete with a handcrafted wooden holder made from premium pre-finished maple. Each set includes 4 laser-engraved coasters featuring bold, funny reminders to keep your table clean (because some people need a little extra motivation).
Perfect for guests, housewarmings, holiday parties, or anyone with a sense of humor, these coasters actually get used — because everyone wants to read them.
Each coaster is laser-engraved for a clean, permanent design, and the wooden holder keeps them neatly displayed on your countertop, bar, or coffee table.
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WHAT’S INCLUDED
• Set of 4 engraved cork coasters
• Handmade wooden coaster holder
• Engraved sayings:
– “Get that wet-ass glass off my table”
– “I just cleaned, you animal”
– “Bitch, you know to use a coaster”
– “If you leave a ring, you’re dead to me”
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SIZE & MATERIALS
• Coasters: 3.5" round cork
• Holder: 4" × 4" × 1.25" (prefinished maple)
• Total weight: 3.0 oz
• Smooth, lightweight, durable, and absorbent
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SHIPPING
Ships fast from Simi Valley, CA.
Packaged in a protective bubble mailer or small box depending on order size.
Lightweight (3.0 oz total) — qualifies for affordable USPS First Class shipping.
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
✔ Funny + functional
✔ Handmade quality
✔ Perfect gift for friends, coworkers, or that one person who refuses to use a coaster
✔ Clean, modern, and makes your table look good
Add some personality to your home with this cheeky cork coaster set — complete with a handcrafted wooden holder made from premium pre-finished maple. Each set includes 4 laser-engraved coasters featuring bold, funny reminders to keep your table clean (because some people need a little extra motivation).
Perfect for guests, housewarmings, holiday parties, or anyone with a sense of humor, these coasters actually get used — because everyone wants to read them.
Each coaster is laser-engraved for a clean, permanent design, and the wooden holder keeps them neatly displayed on your countertop, bar, or coffee table.
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WHAT’S INCLUDED
• Set of 4 engraved cork coasters
• Handmade wooden coaster holder
• Engraved sayings:
– “Get that wet-ass glass off my table”
– “I just cleaned, you animal”
– “Bitch, you know to use a coaster”
– “If you leave a ring, you’re dead to me”
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SIZE & MATERIALS
• Coasters: 3.5" round cork
• Holder: 4" × 4" × 1.25" (prefinished maple)
• Total weight: 3.0 oz
• Smooth, lightweight, durable, and absorbent
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SHIPPING
Ships fast from Simi Valley, CA.
Packaged in a protective bubble mailer or small box depending on order size.
Lightweight (3.0 oz total) — qualifies for affordable USPS First Class shipping.
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
✔ Funny + functional
✔ Handmade quality
✔ Perfect gift for friends, coworkers, or that one person who refuses to use a coaster
✔ Clean, modern, and makes your table look good
